Week 6 Rewind

Have you heard the latest news to come out of the debate? Apparently Bill Clinton is thinking about endorsing Mitt Romney now. Clinton was won over when Romney disclosed that he has "binders full of women". Search of the week, Youtube - Binders full of women song. Picking Up Wins As I age and expand I am thinking more about my sleep patterns. Monday night I made the decision to rest myself instead of entertain myself. I go to sleep glad to have just won another week of Pick'em and confident in my chances to take home the grand prize along with multiple weekly honors this year. Then around 2:30am I am up with someone who lives in my home that is related to me by birth and I decide to check the final score on my phone. While fixing a milk cup and sending the offspring back to bed. I discover that the internet must be broken, it says that Denver won the game? What? It was 24 - 0 when I began my nightly gamble with sleep apnea, this can't be right! So I spend about 10 minutes confirming on other mobile sites that I had indeed slept through one of the greatest comebacks in NFL history. Not even my smooth pick of the Packers against the field can beat out Scrappy's Detroit and Buffalo picks. I don't know if Uncle Matty or if Jackson made those calls. My Fantasy Life So, we have a new contender for the prestigious title of "Captain Obvious". For years, Uncle Matty has held down this noble name without much challenge. Until this day, our first contender for the "Captain Obvious" moniker has emerged. Brace yourselves but Ashley (Hershel to my friends) Stapleton has made this overwhelmingly simple insight, "Bad timing". Captain Obvious is referencing the fact that I have the best fantasy team in the league. The only way I lose is if you have your best week of the season. May I quote "All four of the losses for CHAIRMAN this season have come when their opponent had their highest-scoring week of the season." My team is the best when measured by the purest standard, I HAVE SCORED THE MOST POINTS! My team is clearly being unjustly judged by wins and losses. My team is simply under represented in the standings because I also have had the most points scored against me. (I would have beat down 3rd and a SeaHawk again this week.) So, no Captain Obvious it's not "bad timing" it is an Mayan Calendar like confusion of events that no one could have ever predicted and is totally unjust and Obama should be create a government agency created to address the problem. Tips for Winning, At Life Be apathetic. Seriously, I think it works out better for you to not care about wrong thing than to not care about the wrong thing. We all have our personal preferences but no one else really cares what they are unless they are the same the other person's preferences. Short hair or long hair. Green shirt or slightly different color of green shirt. Flat shoes or shoes with a 5 degree slope. Bacon for Supper or Bacon for Lunch...consistently the best possible answer is "it doesn't matter to me, whatever you like." That fully apathetic answer isn't going to advance anything but is better safe than sorry. Remember if you choose to care about something that was an issue that you should not have cared about then the consequence is going to be so much worse than the consequence of not caring about a issue that you should of cared about. Confused? I'm not here's an example, if she is about to go to the hairdresser and says, "got any suggestions for my hair?" The correct answer is "it doesn't matter to me, whatever you like." The wrong answer is "well, you never come back with longer hair". So, take it from me, stop caring, be apathetic. As always, I love you guys. The Chairman