Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Week 1 Rewind

I love the end of summer, things finally get back to normal. The president is still lying about his agenda, temperatures have began to fall a little from inferno back to inferno-lite, football is back as the staple of the weekend and I am again the weekly winner. What could be better than this?


Picking Up Wins
Week 1 wasn't that hard to pick given that 8 of us scored 10 games or better. The Seahawks are struggling and I'm not talking about Braylon Edward's struggle to catch a ball thrown directly into both his hands. For the most part we all new who would win most of the games and it is that collective intelligence that makes me so proud to be better than the rest of you.


My Fantasy Life
When it comes to fantasy football that's another place to boast about our group. 6 of our 8 teams racked up over 190 points. Stapleton showed that it pays to be loyal to your hometown team. Hershel's not so secret bro-mance paid off with Matt Ryan being the top scorer of all football Week 1. Find the Match-up "Recap" on the league page and enjoy. Even though it did have to point out that I benched Adrian Peterson this week.


Chew this Cud
Think about this for next year: I want to get rid of Kickers from the fantasy line-up. Just a fantasy team with NO kickers. Let's face it, Kickers aren't football players. They travel and dress with the team but they are not football players. So, I don't want to waste my time on them anymore in my fantasy. Think about it and let me know.


Tips for Winning, At Life
Work stinks, right? Part of that stench comes from the boss. You may have a good boss or a bad boss but all bosses smell foul as they prance into your work area/office. So, to make work smell better you have to figure your boss out. For example, when you have a boss that is a germ freak and you hear him heading your way don't hesitate to start coughing or hacking and then use a voice that sounds like you have a sore throat. Bosses don't smell as bad standing about 10 yards away trying to tell you whatever it was on their mind.


As always, I love you guys.


The Chairman

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who says kickers aren't football players... this kicker made a football hit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7tSiWe7p9k

Anonymous said...

Chairman,
Talking about your Fantasy life, 0-1 to start the season. Down goes the champ.