Monday, October 18, 2010

Week 6 Rewind

Where's the line in addiction and luxury? Where's the line between enjoying advancement and being addicted to information? I mean if you are sending instant messages to your wife on facebook to find out what you want for lunch because she is in the bedroom and you are in the kitchen....is that over indulgence?

Speaking of going too far I figure I am really going to have to step up my Pick'em game if I am going to keep talking smack each week on this blog. . . Yeah, if any of you expect me to quit running my mouth, we clearly have never met.

The Default Opt-in Player of the Week - Perry
A very strong week in the midst of a very odd league. How many games in one week can end 23 - 20? This isn't my Political week but I never knew what a straight ticket pickem ballot looked like until now. Apparently I would be better off by picking more favorites. Trust Vegas and people *unlike me* who put their money where their mouth is. Favorites won this week and J.A.P. was K&S Ent. favorite this week. This week actually got Perry out of the cellar and now he is not the worst loser in the league.


Beware of the shoemaker Squirrel Loser of the Week - Uncle Matty
Remember all those meaningless TV announcers who say things like, "with a win this week the Raiders will be .500 for the latest point in a season since 1678"...Well, that's what I am saying about Uncle Matty. After week 4 I thought this was the season he turned it around. Well, as usual, I was wrong. What a choke job, someone get an rear abdominal thrust going. Come on Scrappy, let your wife finish the school work for you and focus on football like a man.


  Independent's Pick of the Week - Killian, Stapleton, Terriers
Some people just won't go with the flow just because. When news came out that Aaron Rogers was starting this week everyone in the world decided to pick the packers. All except for these few proud contrary free spirits. The Dolphins were playing with the same sorry sack of players who got crushed by the Patriots last time they were in public. Still, these rugged individuals are reaping the benefits of believing in yourself more than following the leader.


My Aging Fantasy Week - Winners Play Better
I am really glad that people react to this section each week. I only wish I could keep my secrets to myself so that I might actually make the playoffs. It looks like you you are better served to have players on teams that win. For example, my team in the K&S League had 9 losing players and 4 winning players. I got beat down to a team with 9 winning players. So always remember....winners are better than losers.


Tips for Winning....At Life - No More Lifetime
So I got enlightened to what happened to the guy who's job I took at my office today. Apparently this guy's wife made him get rid of their television because he would stay up too late at night watching "Blind Date" and "The Nanny". I guess the guy was becoming too feminine for his wife's liking. Maybe he was over compensating to try and bond with this woman considering his first wife left him for .... a woman. So guys, be a man. Your wife is a woman you are not. Turn off the Lifetime, the E!, the Oprah.


As always, I love you guys.

The Chairman


Jennings 41 yards.


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