It's the Political Silly Season. And being a Political Science major, I can't help myself. What can be better than that a combination of Politics and Football. It's like combining Sarah Palin and Inez Sans.
Let's compare this Brett Favre story (that we all knew about months ago) and the American crisis of illegal immigration. People kind of enjoy illegals, mowing their yard, roofing their house in an afternoon, but hate paying for their education, health care and the crime cost. People kind of enjoy Bret Favre, the gunslinger, the underhanded passes, the cowboy blue jeans commercials, but people don't want to see Favre's anatomy on display for any seemingly attractive female who crosses his path. So, virtually Favre's texting self portraits and illegal immigration are the same issue.
You Can't Avoid It Player of the Week - Just like that article shows that fat guys like me and Murpify can't help it. The only thing that can help us look better is photo-shopping. That's a great thing because otherwise The Rapid Terriers would have never been the Poster Boy for NC Probation/Parole. Despite over reaching for his photo shoot this guy is in his element when it comes to taking our money this season. Another weekly prize places the Rapid Terriers in first place overall all by himself.
David Arquette's Pick of the Week - I like what this portion of the Rewind has become. Here is get the chance to exhort you knuckle heads to do something outrageous each week. So far my man Brentilious has taken me up on it. This guy has been doing things like getting a great name for his picks, Starkville Slug Salters and picking great upsets like the Skins beating down the Pack. Games like this has kept Starkville towards the top of the standings this season and after his performance last year that is something to really be impressed with.
Government Lies Loser of the Week - Sometimes I really hate having to write this stupid little blog poast each week....then other times (like now) I really enjoy it. What exactly is Perez K doing this season? Much like the Global Warming wackos who use lies to conceal the truth and promote their agenda Kristofer has brought into a lot of lies and propaganda. Picking teams like the Bills and the Bengals on a weekly proves that Kristofer has drank the Kool-Aid. Luckily the Fins didn't play this week or he would have lost another game.
Throw the Bums Out Fantasy of the Week - No Return on Investment - I wonder what motivates people sometimes. Like why would you give up precious time and drive many miles to take part in something that you don't care about? I wouldn't but some of you do. I mean if you have people on your fantasy roster who haven't played a down yet this year or who aren't even on a team currently then what's the point. I mean you could at least try to adjust your roster for bye weeks. Next year I am going to change the schedule so that I play you every week. You know who you are and you need to shape up because election season is here.
Kia Rio Hatchback's Tips for Winning ...At Life - Go Ahead and Eat It -
In case you haven't noticed, your losing your mind. Each of us are really. You might have forgotten but you forget more now than you used to and you don't pay nearly as much attention to the details as before. So we need to learn to live for the moment more than trying to always set things out on a schedule and be moderate about everything. For instance, when you get something tasty like a "Fried Pie" don't try to be the guy who is going to wait to eat it at a later date or a more appropriate time. If you do this you'll forget about it, you'll get busy and you'll not enjoy it and it will ruin your day a week later when you find it in the back seat of the car untouched but ruined. So just eat it already, it doesn't matter how much junk you've already pushed down your guzzler or how tight your belt is. Eat it now before you forget it and regret it.
Moss v. Jennings - Are we really still doing this...Randy 1 more TD, 37 more yards. Just admit it.
As Always, I love you guys.
The Chairman
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2 comments:
can't compare anymore. Moss is on a different team then draft time. For the time he was with New England though. Jennings won.
Whatever. You can totally compare. Neither one is injured and the scoring system remains the same. Just because you clearly made a epically awful decision doesn't mean that you stop counting.
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