Week 3 Rewind

The Panthers just let Julius Peppers walk away....are you kidding me? No wonder the Panthers are the worst team in football. Speaking of getting nothing for your trouble, what about Dante Culpepper. I mean what does the guy have to do to get a chance? He wins everywhere he plays (not Miami). Are you serious Panthers, Bills, Jags and Cardinals? Can't at least send a text message? That's like Uncle Matty making my his weekly picks without asking his wife for permission, absurd. Lil' Wayne Album of the Week - Puddin - Puddins Jello Bowl Who doesn't love a guy who will pick the Chiefs because they are Patriots-lite. Or who will pick the Seahawks because his bromance tells him to. It's this kind of guy who you can count on to come through in a big way. But really, as good as Puddin has been, he is still tied with Stapleton overall. And as long as I am behind Stapleton I got to believe I still have a chance to catch up. Original Recipe Pick of the Week - Brenter - Brent's Original Pick Set Name Alright, maybe the Mississippi landscape was ripe with a gut instinct about the Rams or something. Who would have thought that the Rams would be able to keep it close with a team with McNabb at QB and Shanahan at HC? I didn't. I guess those "Swamp People" are Katy Perry Had More Covered - J.A.P. - Poor Perry I was just thinking about this guy over the weekend. I said to my sister, I don't think I've seen him since we took a poker trip to the beach back in college. Then my sister said, "guess he got all of you he could stand." To which I said, "he's probably scared I'll take more of his money if we ever are around each other again." Well, that's enough of the good ol' days. Looks like someone will be taking Mr. Perry's money this year. 5 back through 3 weeks. Like Pres K told me last week, "marriage changes a man's football experience in the long run." My Weekly Fantasy - Close Only Counts in Cornhole I sometimes let my mind wonder into that realm of fantasy schedules and league decisions. Like say when I decided not to set up divisions in the K&S Fantasy World. What the Purell was I thinking? My team is flawed, yes, but not as marred as some of your teams. I would have easily beat 4 other teams this week but the Fantasy Scheduling Monkey had to put me up against Scrappy Dappy Doo on the best week of his Fantasy life. So remember, it really doesn't matter how much better your team is than all the other teams in your league, the only thing that matters is how lucky your opponent is going to get the week you have to face them. Tips for Winning, At Life - Sick is Sick Have you ever wondered why you were so stupid? I mean does it ever amaze you that you can remember to keep breathing throughout the day? For stupid people like us, it is sometimes difficult to remember that being at home sick isn't a day off. There is a big difference. So if your loved one stays home from work because they are sick be careful to not assume that they would have spent the entire day working on your to do list. And please, whatever you do, don't say "you sure wouldn't know that you've been at home all day" when you look at things that need to be done. As always, I love you guys. The Chairman Moss vs. Jennings - Randy pulling away. Randy Moss. More Touchdowns. More Yards. Child please.