Week 16 Preview

Where's the best place to be in the Standings this time of year?

 

Well, that's easy. The best place is where ever the Chairman is. (First place, in case you didn't know)

 

The tough question is where is the worst place to be in the standings this time of year?

Now, that's a good question. The answer seems to be 2^nd place.

See, last week for an example. BigDaniel was in 2^nd but couldn't stand the heat of challenging the Chairman. Big Daniel fell like Vanilla Ice's career after it came out that he stole the beat for Ice Ice Baby.  

So, let's see if Puddin can handle the heat being in second this week.

Guarantees of the Week  

22 – 5 – 1 now after getting one right and one wrong last week.  I just know I can do better. The power of positive thinking is a load of bull but my skills are as solid as Stone Mountain.

 

1st, It's a battle of two of the best running teams in the league as the Falcons go to the SuperDome hoping to keep the Vikings from clinching and to keep their own playoff hopes alive. The rushing leader at the end of the game will also be the leader on the scoreboard.

2nd, The ultimate toss-up game of this week is between two of the worst teams in the league. The Bengals face the Browns in a battle that the entire state of Ohio should be ashamed off. These two coaches should each be coaching their next to last game and these two quarterbacks should each be playing their next to last game. So, in a game of all out sorryness take the over. Even two teams this bad can score 33 total points.  

Game(s) of the Week
As I knew all along the Panthers are simply the Best team in football's toughest division. This week they will get the chance to show if they are the best team in the NFL or not.

The Meadowlands will host the NFC Regular Season Championship game this weekend. This game will come down to who can run the ball more effectively. If Brandon Jacobs finds his health and the Giants play like they did in mid-season form then the Panthers could be in for a disappointing trip to the Big Apple this Christmas season.

The key to this game will be stopping the run on defense and limiting turnovers on offense.  It doesn't get much better than this.

Personal Advise (Tips for Winning at Life)

If you're going to any parties this Festivus season then don't comment about what the other females there may or may not wear to these parties. For instance, don't have this conversation.

 

Husband: "Is (female friend) going to be at this party?"

Wife: "Yeah, I think they'll be there?"

Husband: "I hope this is a costume party so (female friend) will wear that Super Woman costume again."

Wife: "What did you just say? You're a *%$**@ piece of *#%%@*"

 

Think, don't speak.

As Always, I love you guys.

The Chairman