Thursday, November 27, 2008

Week 13 Preview

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
This is K&S's favorite holiday. Why? You ask. Let me tell you. Is it the Food? Maybe. Is it the Family? Maybe. Is it the Friends? Maybe. Is it the NFL Football? (ding ding ding) We have a winner. Yes, 3 NFL games guaranteed on Thanksgiving makes this the best holiday of the year.

So, here's your preview for the best holiday of the year.  
 
Guarantees of the Week      
My weekly guarantees are so good it might even keep Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown together this time. 
18 – 3 – 1 on the season, that's better than a hit of freshly cut crack.
 
1st, I know that Matt Cassel has everyone thinking that he is the next Matt Ryan or something but this week he will not be the top thrower on the field. This week's first guarantee is that the Steelers will pass the ball more than the Patriots in Foxborough on Sunday afternoon.

2nd, The Not so much Superbowl Bound Seahawks are starting the Cowboys former starting running back this week in Dallas. Julius Jones says that he is not hurt at the Cowboys for letting him walk away last off season but he will be hurt this week when Marion Barber out rushes him. The second guarantee this week is that Marion Barber will be better for your fantasy team than Julius "I used to be important" Jones.
 
Game(s) of the Week
I'm throwing a bone to the woeful AFC this week. It is clear that the best game is Steelers at Patriots.
This is a potential first round playoff match-up if things remain much the same for the rest of the season. These two teams have been at the top of their respective divisions for the last 100 years and each will likely be without their best offensive player come Sunday. We know that Tom Brady is out for the season but for the Steelers it looks like Willie Parker is going to sit it out as well. So, look for a lot of swing passes and dinks and dunks. The Patriots need this game a lot more than the Steelers at this point but the Steelers can't mail it in because the Ravens are playing well and pose a serious threat.
 
Personal Advise (Tips for Winning at Life)
If you know you're going to have a picture made for identification purposes then look in a mirror before going in front of the camera. You're two month beard combined with a shirt that's slightly too small in a picture that is zoomed in to nose hair level is not very likely to look good. So, if you're going to have to be showing this identification to people for work purposes and for legit legal purposes, you might want to think about shaving or trimming that beard and picking out a shirt that you can actually button the top button.
 
As Always, I love you guys.

The Chairman
 

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