Friday, November 21, 2008

Week 12 Preview

Since first place in this year's tourney is wrapped up I think I will try to motivate you guys into putting up a fight for second place.

 

Here's one of the greatest motivational lines ever written, take it to heart as you fight it out for second place and a share of the prize money.

 

"Brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. The day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day. An hour of war and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand men of the west!"

 

Guarantees of the Week           

What do you know? We had another 2 perfect guarantees last week. That moves us to 16 – 3 – 1 on the season. That's better than having Tony Romo take you to the movies.

 

1st, Although the PresK's Dolphins have turned the laughing stock of the league into a respectable team in less than a season, this week the single wing will not fly. The Patriots are going to keep Ronnie Brown to less than 100 yards rushing this week. As they say, "fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me." And we all know that Coach BelliCHEATer has no shame so you can count on him not being fooled by the wildcat this week. Ronnie Brown, less than 100 yard rushing.

 

2nd, The Saints and Packers are battling it out Monday to not be losers. The winning team will say above .500 and the losing team will be losers. One thing about this game is for sure. The Saints will have to throw it further this week than they did last week if they are going to win. Mark it down, if the Saints win then Drew Brees will have thrown for over 300 yards.

 

Game(s) of the Week

Here's the deal. The NFC simply is better than the AFC. If you remember this was first proclaimed by your own K&S Experts before the season. Therefore the match-up between two NFC Division leaders is more important this week than the game between two AFC division leaders.

 

Giants @ Cardinals – This is a potential preview of the NFC Championship Game. These two teams are both going to win their divisions and this match-up presents a true spotlight test the toughness of the Cardinals. The Cardinals are 10 – 2 at home over the last two seasons and the Giants may be without their star running back.  The key will be the Cardinals ability to stop the run while the Giants will try to control the clock to keep Kurt the stubble Warner off the field and on the sidelines.

I expect for the Giants to pull out a close game due to Arizona's defense folding in the middle.

 

Personal Advise (Tips for Winning at Life)

Always use the internet for information before asking questions to friends or co-workers. The internet is a plethora of information and simple queries can be easily solved by a simple search of the topic in question. Why embarrass yourself by asking dumb questions? Your co-workers aren't going to understand the reasoning behind you wanting to know how much a pedicure costs. They won't believe that you have mild scoliosis which makes it difficult for you to cut your own toenails and that your wife refuses to do it for you. No, they'll simply move straight to poking fun and to ridiculing you. You will likely never live the simple question down.

So, remember that the internet is everywhere and is full of information that could save you a lot of humiliation.

 

As Always, I love you guys.

 

The Chairman

 

 

 

 


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