Week 11 Preview

Another week another great game on NFL Network that none of you bozos got to see. Like my good friend Mike Wilbon always says "GET A DISH".

 

This week we have two early leaders for the pick of the Week as Stapleton and PresK already went against the tide and took Old Guy Farve and my J  E   T   S  to win and prevailed after extra time.

It also looks like Chief Red Beard is going back to his old ways as he has failed to make a pick. The new Bugg is starting to look a lot like the old Bugg, and I'm not talking about Volkswagens. At least we got his money this time before he quit making picks.

 

Guarantees of the Week –

Another perfect "Guarantee" week last week gives more reason why The Chairman dominates the K&S Tourney year after year. As the only multiple time champion of the K&S Tourney The Chairman has built a legacy that is almost to impressive to be reality.

The weekly guarantees are just another monumental part of this near mythical legacy. The season record is now up to 14 – 3 – 1, a percentage just slightly higher than what you will be paying in taxes beginning next year. 

 

1^st, Jake Delhomme will be the best QB on the field this week in Charlotte. Despite a career worst performance last week and despite all the Jake the Snake haters who are involved in the K&S Tourney, Jake will out play former Pro-Bowl QB Dante Culpepper easily. Really, what is the point in the Lions playing Culpepper? Why bring in this guy? Do they really think that he is the QB of the future there or do they just hope that he can help them win a single game and possibly save the coaching staff's jobs? Simply put bringing in a guy when you are 0 – 8 and playing him instead of the young QBs on your roster shows why the Lions are the NFL's worst franchise.

 

2^nd, Take the points in Atlanta. Sure, the Falcons have exceeded even Badnewz's wildest expectations. Still, the Broncos are a good team who likes to score and the Falcons are due for a reality check. The betting man (which I am not) should take the 6½ points the odds makers are giving the Broncos this week. This could possibly be an upset special.

 

Game(s) of the Week

So, we probably already saw the best game this week. Or those of us with the NFL Network already saw it. There are a lot of games left to be played though so, here's the best game left this week.

 

Dallas @ Washington – The NFL owes a great part of its success to this rivalry and this game between these two arch-rivals is the most important they have played in years. The Cowboys are playing for their season. If they don't win then emotionally this team will check out for 08. The Redskins are looking to show that they are not just a first half fluke and that they are serious contenders in the NFC best Division. There is nothing like NFC East football in November in prime time. This is the reason that Sunday Night Football on NBC is worth the Millions they paid for the broadcasting rights.

 

Personal Advise (Tips for Winning at Life)

People are weird about their junk, especially if they are your in-laws. My tip this week is to get rid of your junk. Really, why keep a bunch of useless crap? What's the point? So, go ahead and get rid of it now because the older you get the more rubbish you're going to want to keep.

My second tip this week is to keep your mouth shut whenever your in-laws are around. No matter if you're simply stating facts. Your version of the truth is never going to be cared for or asked for if you're not blood relation. If the dust covered 30 year old folding lawn chair is falling apart and is a piece of junk, then you can just keep that to yourself. You never know if some great ancestor hand weaved the wicker frame in the Civil War after their left arm was blown off fighting in the Northern Aggression. So, if it is junk to you or to the rest of the world to your in-laws it could be as valuable as the gold in Fort Knox.

 

As always, I love you guys.

 

The Chairman