Thursday, September 25, 2008

Week 4 Preview

Good Morning my little David Blaines.

 

I can't believe it's really here. Bye weeks are already starting and this week will complete 25% of the season for most teams.

 

At this rate, the leaders of the K&S Tourney will beat the last place losers by 40 points or so. That's about as close as a game between the Dolphins and the Patriots.

 

Speaking of beat downs, here's your weekly locks.

 

Guarantees of the Week

– So far I am 4-0 (undefeated just like my fantasy team) for the Guarantees this season. Let's keep it up.

 

1st – The winner of the San Francisco vs. New Orleans game will score more points this week than the Chiefs and Rams combined.

 

2nd – The age of the winning QB in the Arizona vs. NY Jets game will be higher than the winning point total.

 

There are two more solid locks for this week. Mark it down and I'll keep sounding my own horn as I continue to be perfect.

 

 

Game of the Week

If you are looking for hard hitting defense, game managing quarterbacks and running the ball then you're in for a treat this week.  You can enjoy the Vikings vs. Titans, Atlanta vs. Carolina, San Diego vs. Oakland, or even Ravens vs. Steelers.

 

Then for the rest of us who like star power and the passing game and good offenses trying to outscore each other you have this week's game of the week.

 

This week look for big passing numbers in a few different games. But the best game should be the Browns vs. Bengals.

 

Both teams are playing for their season. The Bengals fought hard last week and almost took down the defending world champs. The Browns fought hard last week and almost got their starting QB benched.

Last year this game was even better than a flag football game. These two teams combined for 96 points and about 25 touchdowns.

This year I am hoping for the same kind of show. I hope that these two bumbling idiots of head coaches get their fat rear ends out of the way and let the quarterbacks wing it like a back yard game of two hand touch.

 

I have no idea who to pick and that makes this game even more interesting.

 

 

Personal Advise (Tips for Winning at Life)

 

1. If you men enjoy cooking and eating on a regular basis, then never try to live in the same house as a pregnant woman.

2. If you men ever get a woman pregnant, never say anything bad about that woman on a public blog.

3. Always password protect anything you put on the internet.

 

 

 

As Always, I love you guys.

 

The Chairman

 

 

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1 comment:

presk said...

I don't understand the move by St Louis to bench Marc Bulger and bring in the has-been Trent Green. How is Green going to help this team? Yes, the team is in a slump, but I don't believe Green is the answer. The Rams just gave Bulger a new deal, let him work it out. I think Bulger will see playing time.